[Jer: Upon opening Abe's messy diaper and finding an EXTREMELY disturbing...eh...color...]
"Ah! What did we eat today, Mister?! Coffee? Tar? Shredded Death?"
Good gracious. I love this man and his bust-a-gut commentary.
And just because I know inquiring minds will want to know, the answer was blueberries. And it will be a LOOOOOOONG time before I give those to The Deuce again.