Abe: "Momma, I like your birthday even though it doesn't have a party!"
Me: "Thanks, baby. Me too."
Abe: Momma, how old are you again?"
Me: "30."
Abe: "And how old were you yesterday?"
Me: "29."
Abe: "Oh."
(contemplative pause)
Abe: "Momma can you stand up?"
Me: "Sure darlin. But why?"
Abe: "Because I wanna see you."
(longer contemplative pause)
Abe: "Momma?"
Me: "Yes Abe?"
Abe: "Thirty sure looks taller!"
