So with three months under my belt, I can say that I now change a quick diaper, breeze through a bath, and can practically feed the boys in my sleep. Not today my friends. It started this morning when I went to feed the boys. I forgot to screw the lid on tight on Ben's bottle and so when I tilted it...need I say more. It was okay because they were both due for a bath so I partially cleaned us both up and continued the feeding. Well the story continues...Abe had a blowout mid-feeding and poo went EVERYWHERE! Fantastic. Change him, change me, clean up as best I could...again I repeat they were due for a bath. So, I finished the feeding and then started their bath. Well as I've said before the first rule with baby boys is "dinger down." Keep it covered and down at all times. I guess I got distracted or maybe even a little overconfident but I started spraying Ben down with no splash guard...lesson learned. He peed an ocean all over the counter, me and the kitchen floor.
Holy Thursday, Batman.
Re-wash Ben, clean up the ocean, change me. What a morning.
So this is how I found little Aber this morning when I went in to wake him up for his breakfast. I like to think he dreamed that he was in a far, far away land traveling through the desert on a camel. Or maybe he dreamed that he was a Moroccan prince who was richer than any other prince in the world. More likely is that he just wiggled out of his daddy's swaddle job.
So with three months under my belt, I can say that I now change a quick diaper, breeze through a bath, and can practically feed the boys in my sleep. Not today my friends. It started this morning when I went to feed the boys. I forgot to screw the lid on tight on Ben's bottle and so when I tilted it...need I say more. It was okay because they were both due for a bath so I partially cleaned us both up and continued the feeding. Well the story continues...Abe had a blowout mid-feeding and poo went EVERYWHERE! Fantastic. Change him, change me, clean up as best I could...again I repeat they were due for a bath. So, I finished the feeding and then started their bath. Well as I've said before the first rule with baby boys is "dinger down." Keep it covered and down at all times. I guess I got distracted or maybe even a little overconfident but I started spraying Ben down with no splash guard...lesson learned. He peed an ocean all over the counter, me and the kitchen floor. 
